Sunday, February 8, 2009

A Doll?

Yes, you heard me correctly. It was a doll, thrown by my child that went flying through the air during sacrament meeting and landed squarely on "Brother Scowler's" head. I think I might have laughed if "Brother Scowler" would have so much as smirked...but no, he scowled as if he wanted to skin Walker--and yes, it was sweet little Walker that did the throwing! And so, instead of laughing, I gave all children on my bench STRICT commands to not move a muscle...shallow breathing only. We couldn't afford to anger our pew neighbor any further.

Thankfully, the doll was soft and squishy--no chance for injury...unlike the metal car that he threw a couple months ago.


Does he look like a delinquent? If he weren't so cute I would probably be more stern!


And now, since I have convinced you all that I am such a great parent, I thought I would share my newest "favoritest" thing...a parenting book! Maybe I should read it more carefully, and then, maybe my kid wouldn't be huckin' things across the chapel during meetings! (after would be more acceptable.) Seriously, this book is amazing and I wish I were smart enough to memorize it...and then maybe our church meetings would be a little smoother...today was a little rough.

8 comments:

Kasey said...

Good arm Walker. Too bad Mr. Scowler was a grump though. Some people have no sense of humor.

Jen Frost said...

Oh, I love that story and can totally relate...Today I was with the older kids alone during Sacrament and you'd think they would talk quietly and behave but I am sure they were the LOUDEST of any kids in the overflow. Good thing Landon was at home sleeping or he would have been throwing things with Walker and having a good ol' time.

kara jayne said...

ooooooh...I'm so sad I missed that. I was home with the boogery nosed monster (Max). I can't wait to find out who Mr. Scowler is!

The Kelly Variety said...

At least it wasn't the speaker! Ya, I've had that happen. It was the metal car.

Peterson Family said...

Come sit behind us, I promise that we'll be nice if Walker beans us with his doll. :)

dianeb said...

that is too funny - (when you're not the mom!!!

Kim said...

What a crazy hour that must have been! Bet your laughing now!! I'll have to check out that book!

Alysha said...

I'm going to have to admit that he is pretty cute. And I think that you are following the book well. It sounds as though Walker was well-armed :-) Sorry that was almost too corny, but couldn't resist!